Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about lesbians not liking dicks. Sports Authority is a store that sells sporting goods and 'dicks' is also slang for... well, you know. Get it? Of course you don't, you are dumber than a bag of hammers.