You jokes
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”