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What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
What’s the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
You don’t have sex with a sandwich before you eat it.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you!"
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?
A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt, too.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?
Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!