You jokes

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.

Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!

Doctor: I’m sorry, I can’t see you today.

Orphan: Oh, how about tomorrow?

Doctor: No, I can’t ever see you.

Orphan: Why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family physician.

Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff?

Neither did I until I found his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

If you are what you eat,

why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?

What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?

The Breath Takers.

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!

Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?

Person: Big black what?

Riddler: ...

Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.

In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What do you call a fart in a gay bar?

A mating call.

What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.

I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!

Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.

Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,

You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫

How are you and an orphan similar?

Both of your fathers are invisible.