Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
Grandma: Most people your age have a family and are married. Why aren’t you?
Grandchild: Most your age are dead. Why aren’t you?
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.