You jokes

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?

The NBA.

What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call a friend in space?

Space friend.

What do you call a toy that has a story?

Toy Story.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

Are you a knife? Because I want you.

Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?

Family.

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if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?

Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?

LGBBQ