You jokes
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Memes
Did you?
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What do you get when Cayden steals your sandwich? A knuckle sandwich.
If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.