You jokes
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
Memes
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Are you my fish? Because you're supposed to be dead.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Your forehead is so big even Mega Mind knew you were smarter.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Person: Why? You: No.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.