You jokes

Dark Humor

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .

Penaldo

Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Pizza

Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?

It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.

Newborn

What's the same about a newborn and a football?

You can kick them both very easily.

Orphan

You could think that some orphans are gay.

But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

Army

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

Impasta

What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!

PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?

SANS: What?

PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!

SANS: Good one.

Infertility

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

Chicken

Man: How do you prepare your chicken?

Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.

Word

I will never forget my grandfather's last words:

"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"