You jokes
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
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Thank you, -Connor
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3