You jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.

A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?

A dictator.

I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."

Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

A: Cha-Ching!

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

What do you call a person with a flip flop?

My dad.

Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!

What do you call an emo that crossed a road? Roadkill.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.

His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”

Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”

Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?

Son: Dad, what's dark humor?

Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?

Son: No, I'm blind.

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.

"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."

"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"