"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
You Jokes
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
I will never forget my grandfather's last words:
"Can you hold the ladder correctly, damn it!"
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Guys, say "I love gape horn" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Person: Why? You: No.
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
