You jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?

Christianity.

What do women and KFC have in common?

After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Well, probably the person in front of them.

What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.

What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.

I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.

What do you call a pineapple in a pun?

A Puneapple.

What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!

If someone calls you dirty minded just say:

"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

Do you want to buy my Hoover?

I mean... it's just collecting dust.

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.