You jokes
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
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Memes
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.