You jokes
when you see a depressed kid, you walk up and say "wassup my lil barcode"
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.