When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
Categories
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. So, you're so dumb that you think this joke is about someone with a huge hog. It's about a girl who is lying to her man to spare his feelings because his schlong is tiny. She pretends it's huge to make him feel better about his micro-penis.