Trade Offer jokes

What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

The Demon at least has a trade offer.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!

I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.