Trade Offer jokes

What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

The Demon at least has a trade offer.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.