You jokes
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Philipe Philope.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."
What do you call a warrior that's going to bed?
A knight knight.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What do you call a pineapple in a pun?
A Puneapple.
I say hi to Sans. Sans shows his hand and says, "It's hand to meet you," and we both laugh.
My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!
*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*
"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."