You jokes
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call a person with cancer?
A ghost with a body.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
bro needs to chill out, like it's not that deep, like every toon knows you like dandy just admit astro you like dandy fr, like it's not that deep
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
During this COVID shit, if a guy starts following you with the masks on, should you be scared, or is that dumb bastard just your boyfriend?
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
You are.
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Q: What do you call a little girl without arms and legs?
A: Names.