You jokes
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Memes
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.