Orphan's Photo

Listen up, you absolute dunce. You thought that a family photo of an orphan would be a group picture. You didn't think that they don't HAVE a family, so how could they take a family photo? Now, a selfie is a photo one takes of themself. You know like when you take a picture of your empty head. I get it now. So it's a photo of the person, and a sad orphan is only one person, so it's a 'selfie.' Get it?