You jokes
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.
You look like the 0.01 percent of germs the Lysol didn't kill.
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
All these wraps and you still can't beatbox.
You are a joke.
What do you call an emo furry squad?
The suicide furs.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Silly joke! Where’s my natcho? You have it :excuse me it’s nacho cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣