You jokes
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
You don't know the queen? You're crazy!
When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kid: Mom, what’s dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, Mom, I’m blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Other Friend: Sure.
Friend: Pussy.
Other Friend: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.
Can you make me a bowl of cereal? Oh wait, your dad never came back with the milk.
What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?
A black eye.