You jokes
What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the butt!
Bully: Yes, that must be cute!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Do you want???
Bully: 😍😍😍... sexy ass!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.