You jokes
What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts.
What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts.
What do you call nuts on your chin? A blowjob.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Don’t worry if you have a stroke.
You’ll be all right.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.