Luke Skywalker jokes
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."