Luke Skywalker

Luke Skywalker jokes

Sister

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What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

Orphan

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What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father!"

Yoda

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Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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  • Movie

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    Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

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