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What do babies and explosives have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?

Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.

What website should you go to to look up LSD dealers?

TripAdvisor.com

"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.

So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."

Did you know I'm a really fast reader?

I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

What do you call someone with a big butt?

The Thightanic!

How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.

Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.

Hi, I'm Nate. How are you guys doing?

Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.

How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!

What are two things you could call a fart?

"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"

I hope I'm not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough.

Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don't remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop.

PS It's not for drama, it's because you're bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask.

Thank you.

What does a glass of water ask a pond?

"Water you doing?"

What does the pond answer?

"Pondering life."