Eiffel Tower jokes

What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

Are you French? Because I Eiffel for you.

Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.

There are 3 men: an American, a French, and an Italian who have to take a trip and take the plane.

The American puts his hand out the window and says: "We are in America, I touched the Statue of Liberty." The French says: "We are in France, I touched the Eiffel Tower." The Italian says: "We are in Italy, I touched the garbage!"

A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.

The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"

He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."

They eat them, jump off, and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?

Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.