Retreat jokes
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
I feel sorry that your hairline deployed from war with your forehead.
A handicapped person was making fun of me, so I walked away.
Get off of here, kids!
lol they left.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
justin bever be like in ohio
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
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"Suicide is the retreat of existence. It is getting rid of yourself because of scum that degrades others for enjoyment or because of physical pain that you want to be able to feel sweet relief for. But the truth is with other people like you and resources for comfortable survival there is never a good reason for this retreat. There is always something worse unless you live in solitude being constantly tortured and it is always possible to rise to greatness no matter how poor or ruined. It only leads to loss."
- Lovely Perv. 6-7 months ago.
FR GOAT PERV
Lovely Perv2 hours ago
Suicide is the retreat of existence. It is getting rid of yourself because of scum that degrades others for enjoyment or because of physical pain that you want to be able to feel sweet relief for. But the truth is with other people like you and resources for comfortable survival there is never a good reason for this retreat. There is always something worse unless you live in solitude being constantly tortured and it is always possible to rise to greatness no matter how poor or ruined. It only leads to loss.