You jokes
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
Do you know why 6 is afraid of 7? Why? Because 7 ate 9 (8).
Do you know why 10 is scared? Why? Because he is between 9 and 11.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Memes
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.