Campbell jokes

Campbell.

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were out on a hike. They had been going all day, so they decided to make camp and stay for the night. They both woke up at 3 A.M.

Holmes said, "Look up, Watson, what can you see?"

"Judging from the position of the stars, it looks like it's about 3 A.M."

"What else, Watson?"

"It looks like it will be a beautiful day tomorrow."

"What Else, Watson?"

"What am I supposed to see, Holmes?"

"Elementary my dear Watson, someone stole our tent!"

If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?

Why can’t you run in a campground?

Because it’s past tents.