Career Advice

My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you dummy. So, the dad's son keeps getting kicked outta school, right? You'd think he's a bad kid, but the joke flips it! The dad suggests his son ain't meant to be a teacher 'cause this keeps happening. The joke is the dad implies his son is a teacher and should not get wanked off by students.

Comments (1)

DAP ME UP

1 year ago

alright Email this gmail (kendricklamar@gmail.com) and say your a pedophile

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