You jokes
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Memes
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.