You jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends how hard you throw them.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!