You jokes
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.