Lgbt jokes
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
What do queer guys call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps!
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.