Lgbt jokes
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
How can you get 3 homos to sit on one barstool?
Turn it upside down.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.
🤔 🤔 🤔 Why did a ♿ why did a physically handicapped 👨 gay man that is a sex worker received $35.00 for a blowjob from gay men in the LGBT community? because he can suck the chrome of a tail pipe 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.