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If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.