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What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

CURRY in a hurry.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?

A hoedown.

What do you call two gay Irishmen?

Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.

What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?

A human chandelier.

There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?

Lesbionage.

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

you play gatcha life more like go get a life.

My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.

Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.

You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.

That's why priests invented baptism.