You jokes
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
Memes
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.