You jokes
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE: I wanna be the berry best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel across the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to under-strand, the lower that's in psyche.
Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a world you must de-blend, Poke him on!
Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!!
Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all!
Poke him on!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Iceberg: You may know me.
Titanic: You are a sucker.
Iceberg: You hit me.
Titanic: Moron.
Iceberg: Waaaaaaaaaa!
Titanic: I don’t give a shit.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.