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So Short You're a Sausage

You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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    Explain Bear

    Listen, you little shrimp, it's like, you're so tiny the doctor was straight up confused. They couldn't tell if you were a boy, girl or a pork sausage. A Jimmy Dean pork sausage no less. That's how small you are, dude.

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    More like he couldn’t tell you were there!!😂✌️