You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
So Short You're a Sausage
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, you little shrimp, it's like, you're so tiny the doctor was straight up confused. They couldn't tell if you were a boy, girl or a pork sausage. A Jimmy Dean pork sausage no less. That's how small you are, dude.
Comments (2)
Joke lover
More like he couldn’t tell you were there!!😂✌️
Anonymous
A