Lock

Lock Jokes

Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.

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What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?

Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.

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So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock

what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.

What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?

They are all locked in the Priest's basement.

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

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Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

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Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the ๐Ÿ’• love of your life!๐Ÿ’• and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!๐Ÿ˜„

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.