I like my women like I like my wine, twelves Year’s old, in the basement, and locked up

yo mama’s so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.

I like my women how I like my wine.

14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock

I like my women how I Iike my wine. 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

There was a boy a named Sammy and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne but she didn’t notice him or talk to him but one day she did and they end up liking each and getting married and lived happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy snuck in Raynes house at night and Kidnapped her locked her in his basement and turned her in a puppet so she be with him forever and ever. The End.

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

I like my girls like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in my basement.

I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry

I like wine how I like my woman. 4 year old locked in a basement.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Theodore.

Theodore who?

Theodore is locked, that is why I knocked.

Person 1 - How the freak did you get in my house!?!?! I locked the door!!!

Person 2 - But I’m your mom… I have a key. You dumbass

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End .

I like my woman like I like my wine,12 years old and locked in the basement

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