Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
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So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret and I said, well you never know when you need to pick a lock
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
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What's a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest's basement.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
"Better lock 'em doors and turn the lights down low......... better turn em on just stubbed my fucking toe"
Q:How do you make a door cry A:Twist it’s knob
How did the burglar get into my house?
Intruder window.
Why did the polack locked himself out of his car? Because his keys were inside of the ignition
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
Knock knock who’s there dooris dooris who dooris locked that’s why I’m knocking
