You jokes

Mom

    • Bf: Babe, do you love me?

    Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

    Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

    Cable

    • A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,

    "I will serve you, but don't start anything!"

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    • Zoo

    • Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

    I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.

    You memes

    Bus

    • Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.

    Son

    • Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

    Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

    Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

    Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

    Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

    Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

    Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

    Sake

    • Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

    Text

    • The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.

    Monster

    • Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.

    Picture

    • I found the comments before the picture of you got reported, and yes, with all my heart, there was a picture of you in your bra! But I was on your side, so was Kenya, Prince, and Heo! And Mariah, more will be in soon!