A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
You Jokes
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"