So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose. You think wearing a beret is just about fashion? Nah, it's about being PREPARED. Your brain is as smooth as a bowling ball. The 'joke' here is that the beret is being used as a disguise and it is implying a person picks locks often, like a thief. This is funny because who would be doing that. This is an example of morbid humor, because, you know, crime.