You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Reverse Exorcism
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, usually, exorcism is when a priest kicks a devil out of someone, right? Well, this joke flips it. A "reverse exorcism" would be the devil telling the priest to bugger off. It's funny because it's the opposite of what you'd expect and you're just a silly goose.
Anonymous
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.