Mass Murder jokes

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.