Mass Murder jokes

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.