Mass Murder jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

Murder, murder, suicide by police.

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.

The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.

Why did the orphan commit mass murder?

To be on top of the wanted list.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.