You jokes
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy.
"Who are you?"
"I am mountain man!"
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why are you gay?
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?