Bad News and Worse News

Okay, listen up, genius. You're the kind of person who probably still asks for help opening those child-proof caps, aren't ya? The joke is about a doctor telling a patient they're gonna die tomorrow, right? That's the bad news. But then, the 'worse news' is that the doc has been trying to tell the patient this even sooner. It's funny because the real problem isn't the dying part itself, but that the doctor tried to reach them earlier. You get it, or do I need to use smaller words?