Orphans, Sally, and Bob

If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.

Double!

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Triple!

Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Explanation

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The first part is a dark twist on bullying, suggesting orphans are a good target since they can't complain to their parents. The second one is a morbid joke about a bombing victim. The third is a twist on the chicken crossing the road joke but with a morbid tone. It's playing on the absurdity of the situations.

Comments (4)

Those are all reposts

So let me address something, you just took jokes that are already posted here, and stole them. secondly, its not even that funny, as I have seen these over 100 times now, you part of the dam problem.