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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them there parent are waiting when the wake up.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Dont see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return. If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too though.
I saw a girl crying I asked her where her parents were and she started to cry even more man, I love working in the orphanage.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom. Thank you nurse.
Why can't orphans have sex? Bc they have noone to call daddy
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