You jokes
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Memes
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away...
Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."