You jokes
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Memes
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Do you know what you first feel when you shoot someone?
The recoil.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.