You jokes
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Memes
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.
“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."