You jokes

Rizz

Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I made it, DON'T COPY!!!

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?

Dribble.

Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?

A: A creepy crawly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

Hey God, what are you making?

Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.

Sounds like a match made in heaven.

A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.

"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"

The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"

It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. “No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.” “This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?” The neighbor says, “Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.” “Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible... But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?” The man shakes his head. “No,” he says. “They’re all at the funeral.”

What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

An apple a day keeps a doctor away... at least if you throw it hard enough.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?

Quatro Sinco.

What do you call a gay barbecue?

LGTBBQ.

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.