You jokes
Me: Have you seen a Mr. Weewoo?
Most people: No.
Me: He drives the ambulance downstairs.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
Hi, how are you doing?
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
Bro really?
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Have you guys heard about the crazy shadow glitch in the game Sonic X? Just google "Sonic X Shadow."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.