What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
You Jokes
When you feel lonely, just watch a scary movie.
You won't feel lonely anymore :(
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Mom: Are you seriously gonna die?
Me: No. Don't worry. Suicide is the last thing I'll do.
You're so ugly that everytime you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: The highway.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Kid: Mum, how do you know someone is drunk?
Mum: See the four birds over there?
Kid: Huh, wait a minute.
Mum: A drunk person would see eight.
Kid: Mum, but there is only two.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding? Feminists can’t change anything.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I can’t tell you, you’ll spread it.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
