Roses are Wilting

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

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Alright, Aiden, listen up. You thought you wrote a funny with this, huh? Well, let's break it down since you are not the sharpest tool in the shed. It starts cute, with the dude saying some cringey stuff about roses and violets to his girl. She says she loves him too, typical. But then he pulls a 180, talks about the flowers dying (symbolic, you get it?), and threatens her cause he thinks she's cheating. And THEN she says "ah about that", meaning she's guilty. So, the dark and the cringe come from the crazy shift of mood, the violence implied, and her nonchalant reply at the end. You wanted to write something deep, like with that poetry. But it just comes off as a crazy person threat. You made a cringe joke. You're welcome.

Comments (8)

Your driving me crazy!!! My stomach is KILLING me from all the laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im so sorry XD

i meant ur my gf

in the joke it said ur my bf and i love u i meant to put ur my gf and i love you

Thought so

6 letters for you. B.U.S.T.E.D