You jokes

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

What do you call an orphan with a selfie?

A family portrait.

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?

Because it was Halloween!

Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.

You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?

We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.

What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?

Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What is playing with you?

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?

High interest!

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

What happens when you suck?

You succ.

Hi, how are you today?

When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.