You Jokes

What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?

Sleeping Beauty.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

What do you call a Downey with glasses?

No, me neither.

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT.

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

What do you call a Chinese boxer?

U lamb chow.

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

Hi, how are you doing today?

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!