You jokes

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A selfie.

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"

UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.

America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖

What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?

Special forces.

Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏

You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.

Did you hear about the bossy man at the bar? He ordered everyone around.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.

What do you call a rapper with bad manners?

RUDE-ICROUS

What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?

The MIC Donald's drive-thru.

What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?

A flow bee.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Reel

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow!

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

What do you call an orphan with no relatives?

An orphan with no relatives.