Egg Roll Love

Me and my mom order Chinese food.

My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the mom is tryna get free food by pretending she's got a thing with the delivery dude. It's messed up 'cause it's all about using peeps and being cheap. But hey, you probably think that's a good idea.

Egg Roll Love

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