You jokes
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
Memes
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Like if you are emo.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.