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Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."

The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Guys, you know any best rape roleplay? (I'm a guy, btw.)

What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?

What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.

You need to fuck off with this website. It's shit.

Have you ever had African water??

Neither have they.

Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.

My dad asked, "Where are you going?"

Me: "Back to the orphanage."

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?

MC Bassline.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.

What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?

A sniff beat.

What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?

A speech impediment.

What do you call a Flying Pilot?

He pee on the plane.

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

What do you call a retard in the military?

Special forces.

When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.

Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*

She has cancer.