A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
You Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Spell "I cup."
I see you pee.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
You know that I drink water, right? I drink water because I am water. Water is water.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
You're homeless, you orphan!
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.