Pillow Criminal

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  • What do you call a pillow that has been on the bed for 20 years in jail?

    A criminal! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is super simple. A pillow that's been "in the bed" (or "bed" as in jail) for 20 years? Get it? It's a criminal 'cause it's done time! You probably sleep with a blankie.

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