Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
You Jokes
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
Person you don't know, my name.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.