You jokes
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Memes
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Hi, how are you doing today?
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today, did I have...
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."