You jokes
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Did you know that ASL is a dead language?
Yeah, nobody speaks it.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
What goes in soft and comes out hard?
Gum, you whore!
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
What do you get when you cross a Muslim in a trench coat and a duffel bag?
A sad news story.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Me: I must have a mirror in my jeans, 'cause I see you in my pants.
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
Knock knock. Who's there? You... You who? You smell like shit!
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"