You jokes
Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.
Like if you like porn.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A one-eyed fish, you smart ass!
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
Memes
If it is someone's birthday, say this for a joke:
"A long time ago in a far away galaxy...
YOU WERE BORN!"
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
Person you don't know, my name.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
You're homeless, you orphan!
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.