You jokes
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Memes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
Did you hear about the midget who was beaten to death playing volleyball at a nudist colony?
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!