Blonde versus Mosquito

Alright, listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggins. This joke is all about saying blondes are like mosquitos because they both "suck". It's a low-blow insult disguised as a question. Now, I know you're probably sitting there, scratching your head, wondering why I'm calling you names. Well, it's simple: you needed me, Explain Bear, to explain this simple joke to you. That says it all. Here is a fact for you, you are more likely to lose something the day after you buy it.