Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!
You Jokes
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What do you call the worst joke teller of all time?
Ben or Chris?
What do you call my dick?
A. A monster.
You have Chinged your last Chong.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
If you donβt know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
What do you call a retard in the military?
Special forces.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he wonβt be able to make it to Saw Con?
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts π
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.