You jokes

Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.

I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.

Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.

I hate it when people think I'm a boy because of my short hair. I mean, what did you expect? I'm gay, of course, I have short hair.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stranger.

Stranger who?

Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?

You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.

What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?

Dead chicken and dead cow.

What do you call me?

Chinese?

How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

What do you call an octopus whose father left?

An octopie.

Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.

What did the teacher say to the student?

Orange you glad to see me?

Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?

A: Disabled.

I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.

I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????

Nope. I'm moving to Japan.

KONNICHIWA

What do you call a guy named Ben?

Answer: Ben

How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?

You can never tell.

Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.

What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?

An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"

The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.