You jokes
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Screw you, ableists!
My sister said I'm stupid and I'm a baby, and I said, "Oh, I didn't know we were talking about you."
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn't born yesterday!
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
One man said, "Do you need 20 bucks?"
The other said, "Do you have that many?"
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
- Fsh.
What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
High definition or addictionary.
A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Orange." "Orange who?" "Orange you coming?"
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
I was going to tell you a joke about paper, but it was too TEAR-ABLE. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
I'll slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die one time.
What do you call Bill Tran?
Stupid noob.
My teacher: Oliver will be transitioning.
Me: tRaNsItIoNiNg!!!!
My teacher: He will be transitioning from primary school to secondary school.
Me: I thought you meant another transitioning...