Why can’t you yell at a kid?
Because the cops are after you.
You Jokes
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?
But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.
Why did the number 10 make friends with 0? Because you have $100 dollars.
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?