You jokes
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
What do you call a group of emo friends?
THE SUICIDE SQUAD!
you get
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Science gets you to the moon.
Religion flies you into buildings.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
Blonde: Can I suck you off? (has STDs on mouth)
Me: Naw (drake turn/dab)
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!