What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
You Jokes
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."