You jokes
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Memes
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?