This is Not a Drill

Alright, listen up, you big dummy. You see that picture? It's a hammer, right? Pretty basic stuff. Now, the words say 'this is not a drill.' A 'drill' is a tool you use to make holes. But 'this is not a drill' is also an idiom, usually meaning 'this is serious, pay attention!' The joke is that it's *literally* not a drill, it's a hammer. It's playing with words, you know, punning. The "It could be if you believe" part from the author is just extra foolishness because a hammer isn't going to turn into a drill no matter how much you believe, you simpleton. Based fact: you probably thought this was deep, didn't you?